A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up
and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and
comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express
her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will
make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in
the room and will enable her to think of herself as confident and
invincible.
No, wait. Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does.
Never mind.
and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and
comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express
her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will
make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in
the room and will enable her to think of herself as confident and
invincible.
No, wait. Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does.
Never mind.