A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[little farmer]

no

HYE kissed my silkie?

nope.


HYE watched True Grit?

 

[goosehead]

nope

HYE had a goat sneeze all over you and snot all over?

 

[cheeka]

thankfully no, but i've had a baby elephant sneeze boogies all over my feet...

hye had a baby elephant sneeze boogies anywhere on you?

 

[little farmer]

haha, nope


HYE had your pony sneeze on you seven times in a row?

 

[goosehead]

no

HYE shaved a goat

 

[cheeka]

nope.

hye given a long haired cat a buzz cut?

 

[goosehead]

nope.

HYE listened to the song Rise up by Matt Maher?

 

[cheeka]

no, but i'll find it later when i get home from work, and give it a listen.

hye had THREE flat tires in ONE day????

 

[goosehead]

no

HYE had a broody hen kill her chicks?

 

[folgerrd]

no

HYE laughed out loud for no reason at all