A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[JerseyGiantfolk]

YEP
HYE-- played a instrument?

 

[shotah]

several of them! (piano, sax, clarinet, banjo, and bodhran). HYE named inanimate objects?

 

[OwlLover]

Yes, a glass horse and a tree ornament. (I know, I know!)
HYE cracked something when you hit it out of anger?

 

[shotah]

LOL, even my truck has a name, and the answer is yes. HYE trimmed a horse's hooves?

 

[OwlLover]

Only a little bit with hoof nippers. HYE watched a movie you hated just for self torture? (I was sulking)

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Yep
HYE-- wrote a book?

 

[chicklover16]

several of them (never published though) HYE: screamed out of sheer exitement?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Nope.

HYE crashed a kite?

 

[starhobo14]

Yes
HYE owned a Ford F150?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Nope
HYE-- a leghorn?