A True Texan's Version of the US Map...

[Sassymygirl]

crazy texans!!! sorry, I just had to say that

 

[dacjohns]

I live on the border between crap and awful but I have no plans of moving to texas.

 

[LizFM]

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[dacjohns]

Just remembered for the person that asked where in Texas I've been. I've also been to Fort Hood.

 

[The Chicken Lady]

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No, but I am

Don't worry, they just had to write "crap" because there wasn't enough room for Cool, Righteous (dude), Awesome, and Phenomenal.

 

[Dr HaHa]

You know the old saying. Everythings bigger in Texas! Except their eggs! OOOWWWW bet that hurt!!!! Oh ya and their deer!!! Oh I have to stop oh my side oh my stomach.

 

[WriterofWords]

LOL I'm in the boring section,, but trust me ain't boring! I'm right outside Hell Paso and their "sister" city of murder and death and drugs Juarez MX!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Currently I live in Texas....

I grew up in Frozen
Went to college at the border of Crap and Boring
Lived in Yankee.....

Just to keep things in perspective...Frozen aka Alaska has about 170 million acres of state and national parks, wildlife refuges and national forest....that equals about the size of Texas. This leaves plenty of land left for everything else....

 

[mom'sfolly]

Hook 'em!!!!!!!

 

[Tala]

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Well down there in awful they have 4 defined seasons too... Onions, Garlic, Cayenne, and Tony Chacheres...

Actually we have 4 seasons too!! According to Foxworthy "You might be a redneck if ... you think the 4 seasons are trout, turkey, bass, and deer"