A True Texan's Version of the US Map...

[Boyd]

 

[deerman]

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Boyd is that a crappie bull, or crappie bullrider...........Guess we are all in this crap together. Sure looks nice here in crapland.

 

[Boyd]

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Boyd is that a crappie bull, or crappie bullrider...........Guess we are all in this crap together. Sure looks nice here in crapland.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb128/cdeerman/snow004.jpghttp://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb128/cdeerman/snow006.jpg

it's been downright warm and cozy these past few days. Warmed up enough for it to snow here

 

[PineappleMama]

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No glue here. We just don't have that many gun nuts that shoot every animal they can aim at. Our deer have plenty of land and food supplies so they get BIG.

Oh look a squirrel. Reaches for M16

I think we might want to differentiate between a 'gun nut' and a 'nut with a gun'. We have both varieties here.

I had a friend ask- 'So, you from here(Texas) or didya jus git here as fast as ya could?' I think that about sums
it up!

and

OMG I just saw that bumper sticker (again) yesterday!! Weird.

State pride is quite a big deal around here, so this map didn't really surprise me.
I agree with the Yankee and Flat areas... the rest *shrug*

 

[deerman]

Nice here too, about 20... nice to get out in crap and enjoy today. note the deer tracks , that pic was taken out my back door. good to have that nice white snow to cover up all the crapland. Wouldnt trade all the crap, for all of Texas.

 

[Southernbelle]

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<--------- proud to be awful

 

[Hoosiermomma]

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Nice pics deerman!

 

[Boyd]

Well this morning it dropped another 4" of crap right in the middle of Crap with more on the way. Guess it finally warmed up enough to snow

 

[doublebow]

"well whoever drew it obviously has never left that flat endless dry dusty pit named Texas"

Texas does have some dry, dusty areas....along with its rivers, lakes, mountains, coastlines, wildflowers, grasslands, wildlife, cattle, industries.......Oh my gosh! I just can't stop!
(Can you tell I love my home?)

 

[Hoosiermomma]

For those who Texan's who might feel left out since their state doesn't have a label, here's a little something for you. I'm sure you've all see it before.

... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...



If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use

them, you may live in Texas.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.

ETA~ yes he has one for every state....I have printed up the one for Indiana and Ohio too. lol

Just sayin' ........