~<<A Whoop In The Marshlands>>~

She brutally stepped on it. "Love is a Broken Door" began to play.
Freddie and Mercury appeared. "Step aside boys, this is my jam," whooped Freddie. Mercury was right behind him, nodding in agreement.
Freddie stared in horror.
Then rage.

"Here Mercury, you go fight this uneducated slime while I shatter his eardrums with that super high note that only a gay guy should be able to hit legally," he whispered.
Burger squinted with all his might. "SORRY I ONLY LISTEN TO TASTEFUL BANDS LIKE TØP AND MCR" He whooped, and began running away from Mercury but tripped on a root that was sticking out of the soggy peat
 
Burger squinted with all his might. "SORRY I ONLY LISTEN TO TASTEFUL BANDS LIKE TØP AND MCR" He whooped, and began running away from Mercury but tripped on a root that was sticking out of the soggy peat

Mercury grabbed Burger while he was down.
"Bischmillach NO," he screeched.

Freddie ran up behind him. "We will not let you go," he whooped.
 

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