ACADEMY AWARDS - Miss Jayne Contender

[English Chick]

Can someone post a picture of a possum thingy for me to see please?

 

[CATRAY44]

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https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=129956

 

[miss_jayne]

oh boy. i hope we don't freak HRH out! i did whack it in the most lady-like method, of course!

 

[CATRAY44]

Hey, you were wearing lip gloss and Mascara...you were fine!

 

[English Chick]

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yewwww No whack it one for me....yikes I would be screaming..... well done....glad we don't have those "critters here....but we do have wild mink and stoats...nasty varmints..... my big cat Toby kills them...and then brings them in for me....bless...NOOOOO TOBY!!!! mummy does not eat stoats!!...stoat stew.....nope not for me.....

you are a very brave lady...Lady jayne......

 

[miss_jayne]

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not while whacking the varmint, i wasn't! oh nooooo! maybe i wont get the award now! waaaaaaaaaah!

 

[mtnhomechick]

Good that he was DEAD and not PLAYING POSSUM........those critters have BIG TEETH!!!

Probably not as white as yours.......but scary!!!

I'm still votin' fer ya

 

[CATRAY44]

Me too! I bet HRM can whack possums with the best of 'em... if need be! I am sure she will over look your lack of "Schmooze" (as my grandma used to call it.)

 

[miss_jayne]

well, i have my good jeans ready and my teeth are brushed (of course).

will i be notified by courier if i win? is there a second place prize if i don't win, like "The Home Game" or something? a lifetime supply of floss?
silly putty? lip gloss? pink handled silver shovel?

 

[Kesta]

i nominate her for most photogenic!