According to my spam...

[dangerouschicken]

I also have many job opportunities waiting for me "just one click away!"

 

[UNCLEG]

Spam is good fried

Sorry could not help myself. I kill me sometimes!!

 

[greyfields]

Certain 'augmentations' wouldn't be clnically possible with me.

 

[mommy9994]

I can get just about any part of my body (or NOT part of my body) augmented, I can have LOTS of friends, and my wealthy unknown relative in Timuktoo just kicked off, and his atternay "will happy to be sind me the monees" if I just send him my bank account information

 

[Carolina Chicken Man]

I finally got one of those emails from a Nigerian that has 65 million dollars that they need to get into the United States. All I have to do is give them my bank account number to use for the transfer, and they will pay me a 20% commission. I had always heard of these scams, but I had never actually received a solicitation.

 

[dangerouschicken]

Lucky you!

I just found out I can reduce the appearance of wrinkles 63.5%

Why not the full 64%? I NEED TO KNOW!

 

[rooster-red]

Quote:
I've had around 35 or so in the last year.
Some of them say one of my distant relatives has passed and willed this $ to me, and I am sole benefitiary... whats funny is they never even use my NAME!


*presses delete key*

 

[farmgirlie1031]

Quote:

I can look at girls online now, own my own business today, lose 30 lbs overnight, and have won free airline tickets now. LOL AS IF!

 

[dangerouschicken]

I can trade-in my gas guzzler for a money saver!

Uhhhh, my car already gets 32 mpg.

 

[amystours]

I saw an ad the other day for a Yorkie..., she was for "adoption". My mother has been in the market for a Yorkie, so I said, hey, what the hey, let's ask....
I sent an email inquiring about her, and got this back:

Hello Dear,


Thanks for your interest in my puppies,These puppies are ready to go only to a loving home and not a breeding home.They are both up to date on shots and are currently 12 weeks old.
I have male and female named Sussie and jackie and are AKC registered,will be coming with their papers.

Well am currently in African trying to get into a football business here and hoping to get to the level of the european team search for football,that has been my dream and i hope it comes true.I came down here with the puppies and later found out that i will be too busy for them and had to get them a new home back in the state cause i dont feel confortable having Africans adopt my puppies as they wont be able to pick out the cost to take care of the breed,so really want them back in the state asap so i can have the time to search for my dreams.I have given the puppies to a shipper(Samuel) who i know too well also here in Africa.He works for an international pet shipping company here in africa as the head of shippers(its one of the laggest shipping company in Nigeria), so you can email him at [email protected] and get started on the delivery processing.Also make him understand the fact that you are my very good friend back in the state so he will do a perfect job on this as he respects me alot,he will provide you with all the informations you need for the shipping,so all you need to do is pay for the shipping while the puppies are free.I have told him about your response on my puppies,so he is expecting your email,as soon as you email him,just keep me posted okay?


Additional information on Jackie and Suzie: Registered/registerable (AKC, NKC,etc.),Veterinarian examination, Health certificate, Health guarantee,Up to date on shots jackie and Sussie are both tiny and cute,hair is thick,body and legs short, baby faced with stand up ears. Mom weighs 2.5 lb. Dad weighs 3 lb. Suzie and Jackei are currently 1.1lbs.

Mr Putter Thomas

Phone: +234-807-269-7852


I SMELL SOMETHING THAT ISN'T QUITE RIGHT HERE!!!!