Accurate Prefab Coop Descriptions by yours truly

[black_cat]

@Chickie friend

 

[black_cat]

https://www.wayfair.com/pet/pdp/tuc...h-nesting-box-and-chicken-run-w001537612.html

Treat Torture your chickens to the good cramped life they don't deserve with this elaborate poorly made Deluxe Outdoor Chicken Coop with Nesting Box and Chicken Run. This piece is both stylish and functional useless. This extra large model is still tiny and includes both indoor and outdoor spaces for your chickens to enjoy while being unprotected from predators and the elements. The attached outdoor run is easily accessible via ramp, so your chickens can come and go as they please. A metal slide-out tray makes it easy a hassle to keep this coop clean. Provide your hens with their very own poultry palace! prison!

 

[black_cat]

https://www.wayfair.com/pet/pdp/tuc...cken-coop-with-roof-top-planter-tkmp1509.html
This red barn chicken coop with rooftop planter is unique in design and functionality, comes with two nesting boxes and four roosting bars that are too low to be used. This spacious tiny coop, which can comfortably hold 6-8 1-2 hens, provides an unsafe and not very secure habitat to raise chickens, giving you access to fresh eggs, and the ability to grow your own herbs or flowers in the rooftop planter boxes that will let water drip through into the run. The house and run are two separate elements, which can easily be attached or separated with a latch. Made of flimsy, soft, weak kiln dried wood, which has been treated with an oil based stain. Perfect for the family hobby farm or green-living enthusiast in a suburban area that wants to make their chickens' lives miserable. Cheap hardware and easy-to-follow assembly instructions included.

 

[JCaseyHammond]

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https://www.wayfair.com/pet/pdp/tuc...cken-coop-with-roof-top-planter-tkmp1509.html
This red barn chicken coop with rooftop planter is unique in design and functionality, comes with two nesting boxes and four roosting bars that are too low to be used. This spacious tiny coop, which can comfortably hold 6-8 1-2 hens, provides an unsafe and not very secure habitat to raise chickens, giving you access to fresh eggs, and the ability to grow your own herbs or flowers in the rooftop planter boxes that will let water drip through into the run. The house and run are two separate elements, which can easily be attached or separated with a latch. Made of flimsy, soft, weak kiln dried wood, which has been treated with an oil based stain. Perfect for the family hobby farm or green-living enthusiast in a suburban area that wants to make their chickens' lives miserable. Cheap hardware and easy-to-follow assembly instructions included.

LOL! That’s quite a step up from a custom coop someone built me, which ended up costing $1800 and came complete with guaranteed leaky roof and generous floor access for varmints!

 

[black_cat]

LOL! That’s quite a step up from a custom coop someone built me, which ended up costing $1800 and came complete with guaranteed leaky roof and generous floor access for varmints!

We got a custom coop done as well, and ours turned out great. I've noticed these prefab coop descriptions are a bit...embellished, wouldn't you think? Some folks in another thread (I'm looking at you, @TreeHugger and @Chickie friend ) seemed to like it when I fixed up the descriptions a bit.

 

[Chickie friend]

Yay!

 

[Sally PB]

Black_cat, I'm not sure whether you have a future in writing product descriptions or stand up comedy. Well done!

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Black_cat, I'm not sure whether you have a future in writing product descriptions or stand up comedy. Well done!

I totally agree!!!

I was laughing the entire time reading those XD

 

[Chickie friend]

I'll try . . .

Are you looking for a suitable cage for your pet or poultry? If so, you Should ignore this chicken coop. It's poorly designed and has a Laughable construction, which can't be used as a rabbit hutch or cage for any other small pets. With two tiers design, it provides most defintitly not enough activity space for pets and it is hopeful thinking to think that it keep pets away from diseases and pests. Moreover, it has a shoddy non-waterproof roof, so that it can protect your animals. So why are you buying this? hesitate please, it's not worth buying! Adopting thin fir material, Not sturdy and can encourage disease and predators. Removable tray allows for easy cleaning That you have to do every day! Great for rabbits, chickens, ducks, or other poultry if you don't care about their health or happiness!!

 

[black_cat]

• COMFORTABLE CRAMPED LIVING SPACE: Sliding door and ramp allows chickens to easily enter the comfortable tiny, squished raised housing area
• SECURE VULNERABLE AND ACCESSIBLE ANNOYING TO CLEAN: 2 doors include a poorly attached metal locking system and open/close nesting box that allows for easy access if you bend down to reach into both cage areas.
• WEATHER-RESISTANT: A solid rainproof flimsy, leaky, drafty fir wood construction makes the cage durable even in unfavorable weather conditions
• EASY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN: Comes with a removable bottom sliding tray for easy frustrating cleaning and freezing feet in the winter for your birds. There's also metal wire fencing for the 2 square inches of ventilation that this product offers.