Accurate Prefab Coop Descriptions by yours truly

[black_cat]

Sad seeing your chickens cooped up? If so, you should build them a real coop, and not buy this tiny chicken prison. Keep them miserable happy with a tiny lovely home in this chicken coop, perfect for ensuring chickens, bunnies, guinea pigs, ducks, and other small animals have access to the great outdoors. Crafted from cheap, flimsy wood in a warm pine finish with metal mesh siding, this drafty, non weatherproof piece weather- and rust-resistant piece features a house-like covered center flanked by two screened sides connected by ramps to span 122" wide overall, making it big enough for .5 chickens. Assembly is required, and if you're buying this, you probably don't have great building skills, making this poorly designed coop even worse.

 

[aart]

 

[black_cat]

Black_cat, I'm not sure whether you have a future in writing product descriptions or stand up comedy. Well done!

I mean, I don't think this is the kind of product description most companies want

 

[Sally PB]

Yeah, but they look nice in the pictures, though, right? Don't we all want to look nice in pictures?!? Well, with Photoshop, now we can!

For my computer's sake, I'm glad I was done with my coffee when I read these!

 

[SulkyBantam]

I can't believe this is 'Extra large'!
Hard to see I know but that's just how tiny it is.