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Insanely Aggressive, Territorial, Guard Duck, (Muscovy)

Hello.
This posting is about "MR. DUCKY." When he was a chick, he was my favorite out of the entire flock. He was one of the few ducks that would gently nibble on my finger. He would always let me pet him and feed him spinach. Now he has become a horrible monster of a duck. His nibble has turned into a skin-tearing instrument, his feet have turned into painful, skin-piercing talons. Anything moving in the yard that is non-duck, he attacks. He attacks raccoons. He attacks dogs. He attacks cats. Now he even attacks full grown humans, galloping around the yard with clipped wings like some sort of maniac. Sandals are out of the picture now, unless I want scabs on my feet. This was semi-tolerable for a while, but now he can inflict a fair amount of pain on my calf through my work jeans, and I can't get anything done in my back yard. So this is my ad. If you want a duck that will scare/maim/fight any animal that might be threatening your flock, MR. DUCKY is the craziest darn duck I have ever seen in my entire life. He is only friendly with ducks. I don't know about chickens, but he charges crows or other birds that land in the yard. He is a great guard duck. I have a newborn son that I want to have ten fingers growing up. $40 OBO, MR.DUCKY. Upon pickup, feel free to observe his behavior. He is one-of-a-kind.
Call: 253-[deleted] I live in Bremerton, will deliver.
 
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I would post for free to get rid of him quick! atleast this person is upfront about the attitude problem.
 
First of all, $40? For a mean duck? Uh-uh. Secondly, "when he was a chick?" I thought baby ducks were called ducklings.
 
I know. $40 for a nasty little creature. Maybe it's someone who doesn't want to see him end up in a pot so they ask for $40, but may not actually want the money. I've seen that before. Instead of saying free you charge to weed out the weirdos.

My Mallard bites me on occasion. He doesn't like being ignored, but I turn around and get my foot under him and lift and off he flies.
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