Add a line writing a song for all BYC chicken/poultry hatchers

[teach1rusl]

Dogs are great
and cats divine
Fish and lizards
are just fine
But my pet chickens
they're the best
Because MY pets
make me breakfast!

 

[ruth]

They're worse than cats, all under my feet
They never seem to get enough to eat
They act like I'm their very best friend
Till I try to pet them - then they run like it's The End.

 

[bargain]

If I only had one wish
I would not hatch a fish

If I only had one more day
I would not stay away

If I only had 30 days of life
I'd want no anger/no strife

I'd set that last incubator with chicks to be
Filler her up for you and you but not for me

Why I'd just buy all the incubators electricity could let
Set them with about 60,000 eggs so BYC wouldn't forget

That bargain was here and laughed and was a love
And now she's watching all y'all from up above.
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* Ok mmm, I'm not going anywhere I hope, just making up songs.........

Another verse please!

 

[ruth]

I'm not a morning person you know
But 3:30 a.m. roosters crow
And not just one could it be
Oh no, there are so many
So under the covers I pull my head
And mumble "I'm not ready to leave my bed"
But crow they do
and sing their song
and you can hear them
all the day long

I have to laugh when people say
that roosters only crow at the start of the day
I ask them to come and spend the night
And by morning, they know that I was right

 

[FarmerJamie]

one little, two little, three little chickies,
four little, five little, six little chickies,
seven little, eight little, nine little chickies,
oh how I love that chicken math

 

[duckluv]

No matter what happens
When I'm on BYC I
Feel like I won the crown!

 

[bargain]

I'm a little eggie on a roller coaster ride

To the right, to the left on the turner I glide.

If that lady doesn't stop staring at me

Soon flashlight blinded I'll be...

Hey lady it's now day 20
I've been turning plenty

Hey lady, now day 21 ...

Now I get to have some fun

The turner is rolling and so am I
Hey lady, I'm starting to fly..........

wheee.................................
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Disclaimer: no chicke was harmed in the writing of this point, nor was it in any way intented to suggested you let the baby eggs rock and roll on day 18 thru 21. Doing so could hurt the embryos and at best make them not happy chickies! Love laughter and happiness to all, Nancy

 

[bargain]

Hi ho, Hi ho,
it's out the shell I go

With a Peck Peck here
and a peck peck therre
I'm soon have some air

Who's that crazy with a light?
Its so terribly terribly bright
Her hair is a fright!!

Mommy is that you
Daddy do you wear blue?

Hey I'm all alone in this white place.
Hey eggs wake up.I'm in your face!

 

[iluvsedward]

one small peck
and another piece flew,
i want 'em to hatch
them or i'll have them blues!


(not that great but i made it myself just now)

 

[iluvsedward]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're a great chicken,
Cock-a-doodle-doo!