when you get home from night shift at dawn and the first thing you do is change into your pjs and slippers and grab the 12 gauge, get on the golf cart and ride over to the hunting property next door and bag a buck or a hog..... hahahahaha I did it. I admit it....
when your coops are made out of recycled/re-used/refurbished materials... such as siding, dog kennels, walls, old signs, and tarps you cut the bad places out of.....
when you cannot under any circumstance go a day without candling an egg (I know its against the rules.... but I am a rebel lmao)
when you have to use your dog to catch all the quail that just flew out of the door you accidently left open when you turned your back for more water....
when your duck thinks he is the boss and refuses to listen to you unless you change the water in the pool
when you are so excited about the fuzzy butts in the brooder you cant help but tell everyone you see (literally)
when you just got a pedi and decide to go in the duck pen with flip flops on
when someone tells you that you are crazy for plying with farm animals and you tell them where they can go.... haha
when someone says that your birds could carry disease and you tell them the coops are cleaner than your house
when your coops and pens ARE cleaner than your house
when you have a house chicken...quail....duck....pigeon etc
your favorite watchdog is a guinea
your mom buys you ducklings for easter
you get up in the middle of the night just about every night with the shotgun in hand to see if the dog is barking at the fox thats after your birds....
you deal with that fox....humanely....
well thats plenty to add hope you all get a few chuckles from it anyway!