Agressive Hens

[Wildsky]

I know their names...

Stew and Pot-pie..............

 

[FarmerDenise]

I'm supposed to be sick in bed with a nasty sore throat. All this laughing out loud that I'm doing is making my SO suspicious. Now he doesn't believe I'm really sick.

 

[speckledhen]

That's what happens when two women show up at a party wearing the same dress and hat.

 

[PurpleChicken]

I'm telling you all they were hen eggs. Hen eggs are lighter and slightly smaller
than rooster eggs. Hen eggs have specks that show up under a black light.
Where do you all think SpeckledHen came from? Is SpeckledHen a rooster?
I think not.

 

[Redfeathers]

Oh man...that was FUNNY Speckledhen

 

[Wildsky]

Perhaps speckledhen has a point - take some food coloring and mix it with a little water in a spray bottle - any color doesn't matter - spray one of em so they're not wearing the same party dress - should be all good till one crows.

 

[PurpleChicken]

Listen, food coloring won't help. This all started when the two started
arguing about a nesting box. And no, it wasn't about where the furniture
is going to go.

I'm getting tired of these sexist comments aimed at my hens. You people
are too much.

 

[Wildsky]

Well make another nest box - and it BETTER be EXACLTY the same as the first or I'll accuse you of favoring one hen over another!

 

[speckledhen]

You silly people! I'm going to bed. Nite all. PC, tell those fussy women that you dont wear white after Labor Day.

 

[Wildsky]

See even Cyn thinks coloring them is a good idea...

Make it a cool color and I'll phone a news station........... they'll be there by lunch time tomorrow to interview you about your PURPLE ROOSTER