Airline Clerk - I am loving this joke!!!

[Mom 2em All]

Hilarious.
I used to work flight support. We once accepted an emergency flight where the engine had caught fire. We were told to have body bags ready for the emergency crews- the flight landed, and the passengers were all escorted off the plane and no one was harmed.

I then had to get all these passengers either into hotels, or onto another plane to get to their destination. I had no idea where their luggage was, etc etc. I kept imagining how happy I would be to be on the ground, given the danger of the situation, had I been on that plane. Not these people! ANGRY ANGRY and demanding! I was working as fast as I could to get them all booked/etc, and they were not happy with me at all. The plane was not even one of our airlines- yet it was all my fault.

I wish I could have made an announcement like that one!

 

[chickenbarn-gal]

hmm, it's not really my kind of joke...

 

[magistradomina]

Omgosh! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!

 

[whiteflare]

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Wow, yeah... well, next time someone harasses you, you're going to have something to whop them with

 

[SourRoses]

Hehe!

I suppose you missed my stories on my "Lostness Problem"
and Flight attendant stories? Hehehe!

 

[whiteflare]

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Is this a thread? Bring it on! Link please!

I love these jokes, absolutely hysterical.

 

[ember.opal]

I was on an airplane, getting ready for take off and the flight attendant does her regular "Please fasten your seatbelts at this time, And turn off all cellphones," Thing and then she goes, ".. And for those of you that only speak text-talk 'OMG TOYPN!' Translation Oh My gosh, Turn Off Your Phones Now!"

And a few minutes later the pilot says, "'ADS'" and the flight attendant says, "That was so cute, he just said All Doors Secure in text-talk!" And when almost no one laughed or said anything she goes, "....Well, I guess you had to be there. Oh wait... You were there..."

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

ember.opal :

I was on an airplane, getting ready for take off and the flight attendant does her regular "Please fasten your seatbelts at this time, And turn off all cellphones," Thing and then she goes, ".. And for those of you that only speak text-talk 'OMG TOYPN!' Translation Oh My gosh, Turn Off Your Phones Now!"

And a few minutes later the pilot says, "'ADS'" and the flight attendant says, "That was so cute, he just said All Doors Secure in text-talk!" And when almost no one laughed or said anything she goes, "....Well, I guess you had to be there. Oh wait... You were there..."

Lol.​

 

[whiteflare]

ember.opal :

I was on an airplane, getting ready for take off and the flight attendant does her regular "Please fasten your seatbelts at this time, And turn off all cellphones," Thing and then she goes, ".. And for those of you that only speak text-talk 'OMG TOYPN!' Translation Oh My gosh, Turn Off Your Phones Now!"

And a few minutes later the pilot says, "'ADS'" and the flight attendant says, "That was so cute, he just said All Doors Secure in text-talk!" And when almost no one laughed or said anything she goes, "....Well, I guess you had to be there. Oh wait... You were there..."

OMG! TSC! (That's So Cute!)

 

[Bantimna]