American Gamefowl

[shawluvsbirds]

It all starts with donning the black n red flannel. I go cut the tree down at the tree farm. Ok fine I stand there while Hector cuts it but I still picked it out. Then it gets tossed in the truck and after checking for squirrels it gets carried into the house all manly like. At this point is when I decorate the tree after I b*tch and moan about how poorly someone packed everything up last year. The lights, shotgun shell lights then the gold or silver garland depending what we used last year. I then pull out my special duck hunting ornaments and hang them. Now is about the time I sit on my *ss and critique the remainder of the decorating.
That’s pretty much how it goes every year.

Sounds very manly.

 

[room onthebroom]

Do you get a real tree? If so the damn thing is always crooked.

I do & it is.

After the decorating is done I spend the remainder of December & January b****ing about the electric bill (which will be double for two month straight even tho the lights are only on for one month.)

 

[shawluvsbirds]

It all starts with donning the black n red flannel. I go cut the tree down at the tree farm. Ok fine I stand there while Hector cuts it but I still picked it out. Then it gets tossed in the truck and after checking for squirrels it gets carried into the house all manly like. At this point is when I decorate the tree after I b*tch and moan about how poorly someone packed everything up last year. The lights, shotgun shell lights then the gold or silver garland depending what we used last year. I then pull out my special duck hunting ornaments and hang them. Now is about the time I sit on my *ss and critique the remainder of the decorating.
That’s pretty much how it goes every year.

Little packing away tip. .
Those popcorn tins someone always gives you for Christmas work great for packing away Christmas decor in. Ticks me off now a days most of them come with a plastic center to the lid

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Don't know how the little worshiping dude got there. . but I can't seem to erase him.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Don't know how the little worshiping dude got there. . but I can't seem to erase him.

He saw I was back... it happens, I’m used to it

 

[roosterhavoc]

I’ll also be including a small pouch of Christmas candy corn along with the fruitcake.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Little packing away tip. .
Those popcorn tins someone always gives you for Christmas work great for packing away Christmas decor in. Ticks me off now a days most of them come with a plastic center to the lid

Those are good for storing anything that needs mouse proofing... dunno about the plastic center thing I haven’t seen that

 

[OhZark Biddies]

It all starts with donning the black n red flannel. I go cut the tree down at the tree farm. Ok fine I stand there while Hector cuts it but I still picked it out. Then it gets tossed in the truck and after checking for squirrels it gets carried into the house all manly like. At this point is when I decorate the tree after I b*tch and moan about how poorly someone packed everything up last year. The lights, shotgun shell lights then the gold or silver garland depending what we used last year. I then pull out my special duck hunting ornaments and hang them. Now is about the time I sit on my *ss and critique the remainder of the decorating.
That’s pretty much how it goes every year.

Lol, you are a regular Bing Crosby

 

[roosterhavoc]

Correction: that’s called reindeer corn.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I also make smart comments about the fake tree. This particular one comes pre lit which is absolutely unacceptable.

You’re gonna love my porch tree... it goes up and comes down like a nascar pit crew is involved