American Gamefowl

[room onthebroom]

That’s pretty good... I wonder if they have that for Mad magazine?

OMG that'd be funny!!! This is the place I used. They were awesome!!!

http://www.fakemagazines.com/index.php

I wonder if he would create one for you if he doesn't already have it.

 

[room onthebroom]

I do find it amusing that I’m the only one with a knife at the party to open the clam packs all the little Chinese toys come in.
I’ve handed a knife to them and they’re like “you better do it”

You & DH.

 

[roosterhavoc]

This one party on Christmas Eve I go to every year comes with a neighbors wife that is a total drunkard. Way annoying and came about 2 seconds from getting her mouth mashed two years ago. Last year she wasn’t so bad someone must’ve told her to stop acting like a wild animal.

 

[roosterhavoc]

I need everyone’s address. I’m now sending fruitcakes to everyone.
Please specify light or dark.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017V6ENVM/?tag=backy-20

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I need everyone’s address. I’m now sending fruitcakes to everyone.
Please specify light or dark.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017V6ENVM/?tag=backy-20

dang. I was really looking forward to the spam sampler

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I also make smart comments about the fake tree. This particular one comes pre lit which is absolutely unacceptable.

And do you string those lights on your real tree by yourself mister?
And decorate? And pick up the mess 15× after the critters knock it all over?

No thank you says I.
No-one wants to help here so they get a fake pallet wood tree.

Ps.
my dad would say men don't decorate.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

I think this year I’m gonna give everyone a rooster. That’s better than a puppy!

Sounds like a good deal. Will you throw in a leash so I can walk my chicken around town?

 

[room onthebroom]

It’s is, always has been & always will be DH’s job to string the lights. It’s my job to squint at the tree pointing out the spots he missed.

 

[roosterhavoc]

And do you string those lights on your real tree by yourself mister?
And decorate? And pick up the mess 15× after the critters knock it all over?

No thank you says I.
No-one wants to help here so they get a fake pallet wood tree.

Ps.
my dad would say men don't decorate.

It all starts with donning the black n red flannel. I go cut the tree down at the tree farm. Ok fine I stand there while Hector cuts it but I still picked it out. Then it gets tossed in the truck and after checking for squirrels it gets carried into the house all manly like. At this point is when I decorate the tree after I b*tch and moan about how poorly someone packed everything up last year. The lights, shotgun shell lights then the gold or silver garland depending what we used last year. I then pull out my special duck hunting ornaments and hang them. Now is about the time I sit on my *ss and critique the remainder of the decorating.
That’s pretty much how it goes every year.

 

[roosterhavoc]

It’s is, always has been & always will be DH’s job to string the lights. It’s my job to squint at the tree pointing out the spots he missed.

Do you get a real tree? If so the damn thing is always crooked.