Okay, she's going to need more than a couple drops of diluted tums. While holding your girl between your non-dominant arm and your body, use that non-dominant hand to hold onto her waddles. With your dominant hand, force her mouth open. Once the mouth is open, stuff your pinky finger of your non-dominant hand in between her upper and lower half of the beak. Now with dominant hand, grab the portion of Tums and poke it down her throat. Right now, desperate times are calling for desperate measures. This will NOT hurt her, although she may fuss with you about having her mouth forcibly opened.