An then the fight started

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

    I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started...

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace, I took her to a gas station.

    And then the fight started...

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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

    "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

    Nah, she can order for herself."

    And then the fight started...

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    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's dang near perfect.'

    And then the fight started.....

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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

    Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

    I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

    And then the fight started....

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    My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

    I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

    And then the fight started.....

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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

    And that's when the fight started....

    *Took out the last one* Family friendly [​IMG]
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 26, 2009
  2. Jazlyn

    Jazlyn Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2007
    South Mississippi
    These are Soo funny & clever!!!! This will be a fun thread!
  3. PQ4evr

    PQ4evr Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 20, 2009
    Bellville Ohio
  4. chickenbuddy

    chickenbuddy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 4, 2008

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