Anatidaephobia. Ducks are watching you...

[WannaBeHillBilly]

They sure don’t miss much. I can sneeze over on the other side of the house from the birds area with windows closed and my gander will hear me and holler.

That's his way to say »bless you!« - you have a very well educated, very polite gander!

 

[Miss Lydia]

Must be he only does it with me never my husband lol

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Must be he only does it with me never my husband lol

Similar here! When they hear me on the patio, they just quack to make me know they're still there. If my wife starts talking they all come flying out of their house asking for meal-worms…

 

[Miss Lydia]

They know who the push overs are