Any ideas for recovering energy after spell with bad heart?

[Sir Birdaholic]

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Love to have one. I'd wear it proudly!

The bra, or the T-shirt?

And it was so windy here, yesterday, it blew the brass eagle off our flagpole. My daughter texted me a pic at work - "The Eagle Has Landed."

The shirt, of course. Like I said, It's cold!

 

[Junkmanme]

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I gotta go to the Supermarket to git some "vittles"....
I think I'll stop at a Mexican Restaurant and eat a Burrito with HOT HOT Chile and a COLD Beer (room temperature).

If they'll let me....I'll walk around in their vat of Refried Beans...(just to warm my toes...)

-Junkmanme-

 

[Junkmanme]

Hey MississippiFarmBoy !!!

I NEED a Partner!

Seein' as how yore an "Entrepreneur-Type" guy...an' I've done a wee bit o'that meseff........

An' seein' as how we're both "kinda laid up" for the short-term....I figgur thet we-uns orta join forces here an' git inta sumpthin' wheres we kin make sum BIG MONEY !!!

We kin be "Chicken- Advisors" !!!

Here's a "Sample Letter" thet I sent to some of me "Bubbas" as kind of a "recruitment letter" (tryin' to "drum-up" sum bidness).

E-Mail Letter:

Bubbas,

I ain't kiddin ya NOW !!! (You know thet I did sum studyin' on Economics !!!)
The LAW of "Supply and Demand" is gonna come up an SLAP you URBANITES !!!

The PRICE of Eggs is goin' UP !!

Link: http://www.middletownpress.com/articles/2011/02/03/news/doc4d4b4bbb594aa849152261.txt

i figgur it's jest the same as when they have them "freezes" in Florida....Orange Juice futures ALWAYS go UP then !!!
(but, I never could figure THAT ONE...since when oranges freeze....they are ONLY GOOD for orange juice...and that's where you gotta sell 'em..CHEAP.........YEP. I've raised Oranges and Grapefruit and Lemons.... in Phoenix.)

For a small fee, I'd be HAPPY to be yore "Personal Advisor" as to how to get into the "Backyard Chicken Bidness".....
including which breeds are the BEST Layers and eat the LEAST Feed....I've gotten to be a "Professional" on these VERY DIFFICULT subjects...so I can certainly SAVE YOU far more than whut my small fee would be...[ if you "annualize" the cost and project associated Income Tax refunds and certain Gub-Mint Subsidies that you'll need to apply for.]

Time's a-wastin' Boys !!!

Trying to hep you Bubbas here,

Whadda-ya-thin, MFB ??? Shood we join forceps?

-Junkmanme-

 

[Junkmanme]

P.S. I DID go to thet-thar Mexican Restaurant and eat a HOT Chicken Burrito and have (2) 3 fine draft beers.

purty good stuff!!! and the burritos were good too !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Sounds like a GREAT business venture! Can't wait to see a pamphlet.

 

[Junkmanme]

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I figgur thet we ain't gonna use them "high-priced pamphlets"....we're jest gonna git some printin' outfit to make us one of them pages that ya fold up and mail ta folks. With a LOTTA pitchers of MFB's chickens and sum of somebody else's dark brown eggs...

We gotta keep the costs down, ya know.
-Junkmanme-

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Why now that there sounds like a pure-d purfect plan to make usuns some of that there money they gonna be passin' out. We uns can figgur out lots o ways to part those poor slobs.. err suckers... err professimal cheekin raisin' entropneers from some ub dat money theys just gonna waste on bad investments anyways.
We uns of course needs to SELL them those super duper kinds of laying chickens they'll be needin' fer this here enterprize. We can sell em chicks fer bout two dollars apiece and promoise to buy any of em back fer the same price iffin they ain't started laying real big eggs by the time theys is round four months old.
Of course they'd have to be about a doller re-stocking fee per fancy bird and we would I guess have to charge a little ole bitty paltry storage charge of about ten cents a day, but course we outta be able to resell em by around ten days.

its an ider, just have to give it sum thought..

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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I figgur thet we ain't gonna use them "high-priced pamphlets"....we're jest gonna git some printin' outfit to make us one of them pages that ya fold up and mail ta folks. With a LOTTA pitchers of MFB's chickens and sum of somebody else's dark brown eggs...

We gotta keep the costs down, ya know.
-Junkmanme-

Paper airplanes are cheaper than the mail! Another money saver!

 

[Junkmanme]

Yep. MFB !!!

I jest kinda "sensed" thet you'd be my kinda partner !!!

GREAT IDEAS there !!!

an' I also figgur we could "float" an IPO stock deal an' mebbe git sum guys like bird-aholic to join in as minor share-holders (after we git some o'thet stock money) and we could git the "IMP" fer a spy on whut our competition might be doin....

We kin also hire the gals on a "piece-work" basis...to solve any problems we might run into about them danged chickens!

Sounds Good, mfb !!!
-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I can be the accountant, cause I'm good at a countin! one, two, three, five, six, seven, & nine!