Anybody have any anti yahoo spray?

[bunnibird55]

Hmmm, where do they breed the little jockey's to ride the Royal Turkeys? I bet they have their silks hand-sewn too?! Here in Mont-peculier Ohio we don't know no royalty! But since I have some Royal Palm eggs in the bator right now, I'll have to see about buyin' me a little jockey!!!!! Gosh and I haven't been drinking anything stronger than plain iced tea!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

Bunnibird ....you're up there by the Michigan line. You know turkey racing
just hasn't caught on up there yet. Too cold. Still catching on in the South,
the real world, as it is.

But if you've ever saw a turkey race, you know it's more like the greyhound
dog races...no jockeys.

 

[bunnibird55]

Yep I am very close to the Mich line! And it is still cold here! Alas, does that mean I am never to see a Royal racing turkey???? Do I have to find some Mich moonshine first????? Geez I really did think a little jockey would be cute though!

 

[Baymule]

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They use those cute lil' spider monkeys for jockeys.

 

[lockedhearts]

I placed an ad once, for Buff Orpington Chicks, person called, wanted to know if they were "Yellow Buffs"

I explained that Buff Orpingtons were Yellow, "yes but are they Yellow Buffs" I said YES, they came and bought everyone I had.


BTW, we have a road near us called Booger Hollow

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I thought for sure they trained Dachshunds to ride them.


Of course, given my intense fear of turkeys, I have never been to a race. I have only heard of it from friends who won big. I do know that gambling on these turkey races can be dangerous for the loser. I hear they...I can't even say it.

 

[bunnibird55]

Oh dear - is it the roasting pan for the loser?!