Anybody here have any one legged chickens?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by BBQJOE, Jun 2, 2016.

  1. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Depends on his mood - sometimes he's "bursting" and ready to go, other times...
     
  2. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I carry a six shooter loaded with snake shot everywhere I go. When I see a snake, I shoot it and chop off his head with a shovel.
    I would highly recommend that you not be walking your snake around here.
     
  3. Tumbling K

    Tumbling K Overrun With Chickens

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    well this thread certainly took a morbid, but expected turn.......lol
     
  4. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    As long as he keeps it in its cage, things should be alright.
    Say Ken, have you ever taken your snake swimming?
     
  5. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Don't worry, he's a private kinda chap - in fact he can sit on my lap all day and nobody would know! He goes everywhere with me - if I swim, so does he, but in moist conditions, he has a mind of his own.
     
  6. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    When you take him swimming, does his size change?
     
  7. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    If I'm in the Indian Ocean, not so much, but here in Nairobi it's a different kettle of fish (more like shrimp) but long swim shorts are quite forgiving:)
     
  8. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So back to this leg thing. You say he has only one leg. How well does he get around? Does he need crutches or a wheel chair? Is he disabled, or would you go as far as to say he is dysfunctional?
     
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  9. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Not so much - he's proved his worth on at least one occasion that I'm aware of
     
  10. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well that's good. I saw on TV where they have a drug for reptile dysfunction. There's nothing worse for a snake than reptile dysfunction.
     
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