Anybody here have any one legged chickens?

[Pork Pie]

Do you have to beg him to go with you, or does he come willingly?

Depends on his mood - sometimes he's "bursting" and ready to go, other times...

 

[BBQJOE]

Depends on his mood - sometimes he's "bursting" and ready to go, other times...

I carry a six shooter loaded with snake shot everywhere I go. When I see a snake, I shoot it and chop off his head with a shovel.
I would highly recommend that you not be walking your snake around here.

 

[Tumbling K]

well this thread certainly took a morbid, but expected turn.......lol

 

[BBQJOE]

well this thread certainly took a morbid, but expected turn.......lol

As long as he keeps it in its cage, things should be alright.
Say Ken, have you ever taken your snake swimming?

 

[Pork Pie]

Don't worry, he's a private kinda chap - in fact he can sit on my lap all day and nobody would know! He goes everywhere with me - if I swim, so does he, but in moist conditions, he has a mind of his own.

 

[BBQJOE]

Don't worry, he's a private kinda chap - in fact he can sit on my lap all day and nobody would know! He goes everywhere with me - if I swim, so does he, but in moist conditions, he has a mind of his own.

When you take him swimming, does his size change?

 

[Pork Pie]

If I'm in the Indian Ocean, not so much, but here in Nairobi it's a different kettle of fish (more like shrimp) but long swim shorts are quite forgiving

 

[BBQJOE]

If I'm in the Indian Ocean, not so much, but here in Nairobi it's a different kettle of fish (more like shrimp) but long swim shorts are quite forgiving

So back to this leg thing. You say he has only one leg. How well does he get around? Does he need crutches or a wheel chair? Is he disabled, or would you go as far as to say he is dysfunctional?

 

[Pork Pie]

So back to this leg thing. You say he has only one leg.
Would you go as far as to say he is dysfunctional?

Not so much - he's proved his worth on at least one occasion that I'm aware of

 

[BBQJOE]

Not so much - he's proved his worth on at least one occasion that I'm aware of

Well that's good. I saw on TV where they have a drug for reptile dysfunction. There's nothing worse for a snake than reptile dysfunction.