I LOVE facebook... if it were not for my obsessive page checking on FB, I would not know that my ex boyfriend in wisconsin got married, had 2 kids, then got divorced, and is now engaged again! all within the past 9 years (since I dumped him). and he doesn't even need to know that I looked... ahhh... love it.
also, my BF from 6th grade (who is a friend of a friend) is married to a girl who is about 900% more attractive than he is... My best friend from my freshman year is now running an art gallery in NYC, my nemesis from HS is happily married to an english dude, and the guy who treated me like dirt all through highschool is super fat and works at a bowling alley.
And my most serious Ex, has a gorgeous wife, who sends me flirty messages...
I love facebook!