Anyone Have Any Duck Quotes (Or Jokes)?

[fluterose]

If you have any duck jokes or quotes please post them here!! I love reading quotes and hearing jokes about ducks because they are usually so funny!!! Thank you!!!

"You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency." ~ Bill Mollison

"Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute." ~ Gene Hackman

Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get it’s back quacked.

 

[animal quacker]

If you have any duck jokes or quotes please post them here!! I love reading quotes and hearing jokes about ducks because they are usually so funny!!! Thank you!!!

"You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency." ~ Bill Mollison

"Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute." ~ Gene Hackman

Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get it’s back quacked.

I thought that I was doing alright, but it turns out Ive just been talking to a bunch of quacks!

 

[DucksAreBest]

I guess I'll duck-in into this thread.

 

[KaleIAm]

I just found a bunch of duck jokes! Instead of stealing them all, I'll post the link.

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html

 

[Isadora]

I was trying to explain how jokes work to my young daughter so she decided to try one out on me that she made up.

Her: Mom, what does America mean?
Me: uhhhhhh
Her: A JOKE DUCK

Not sure where she came up with that answer, but it made me laugh.

 

[fluterose]

I thought that I was doing alright, but it turns out Ive just been talking to a bunch of quacks!
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Omg, I love it!!!! Thank you so much for responding!!!

 

[Isadora]

 

[fluterose]

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That is so perfect!!! I love that soo much!!! Hahaha

 

[fluterose]

I just found a bunch of duck jokes! Instead of stealing them all, I'll post the link.

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html

Omg, thank you!! These are great!!

 

[fluterose]

I guess I'll duck-in into this thread.

Hahahahahah