A couple Heinlein quotes about the matter that hopefully will make you giggle.
"History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it."
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent-it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good--and is no sillier than any other theology."
Here's the rest of the collection. Most of them not about religious stuff, just a collection of sayings that are brilliant and wonderful.
http://www.angelfire.com/or/sociologyshop/lazlong.html
"History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it."
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent-it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good--and is no sillier than any other theology."
Here's the rest of the collection. Most of them not about religious stuff, just a collection of sayings that are brilliant and wonderful.
http://www.angelfire.com/or/sociologyshop/lazlong.html