Anyone up for a laugh?

SpottedCrow

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This story just happened to my FIL.

His niece and nephew gave my MIL a gift certificate to the Outback Steakhouse for Christmas. So they decided to use them today.
Some background:
My inlaws are 89 years old...
My MIL can't see worth a darn and my FIL can't hear so things can get very interesting.
They can't follow directions well either, but that's ANOTHER story.

So they go in and start trying to use up the gift certificate. They get appetizers and a main course and a dessert...they're enjoying themselves and then...Suspenseful music...DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!

My FIL hands the waiter the gift certificate...
The waiter hands it back.
"Why can't you take it?"
"Because we're not Outback".
They went and gorged at Bugaboo Creek!
At least my FIL had cash on him or they'd still be doing the dishes...

We're still chuckling over here...
 

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