*bow extravagantly* then loses balance and falls flat on my face.
I am. Bow to me, peasant.
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I am. Bow to me, peasant.
BWAHAHA that's hilarious! It looks like a...like a...turkey.Don't laugh, now. I've never tried a turkey before.The piece of paper is a signature cover-up because I forgot to take pictures beforehand.
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Of course she is. That picture is worth at least three dance emojis.BWAHAHA that's hilarious! It looks like a...like a...turkey.
It's wonderful, and you're terribly hard on yourself.
I suggest not standing on a wheeled chair next time you try and bow to your superiors.*bow extravagantly* then loses balance and falls.
I haven't managed to do one whilst cleaning the kitchen counters as of yet.What are you talking about ya gooseYour work is always stunning.
I like to kill two birds with one stone (not literally) so I do my portraits while watching TV or listening to music or lectures.
It was supposed to be a flamingo.BWAHAHA that's hilarious! It looks like a...like a...turkey.
It's wonderful, and you're terribly hard on yourself.
Three!! Never have I received such ardent praise.Of course she is. That picture is worth at least three dance emojis.
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Cleaning counters is when I get in my reading hourI haven't managed to do one whilst cleaning the kitchen counters as of yet.
It was supposed to be a flamingo.
Three!! Never have I received such ardent praise.![]()
Your poor mum! She must not get much work from you at all.Cleaning counters is when I get in my reading hourTurn a page, spray, turn a page, wipe
Haha of course, I was joking when I said turkey, you turkey. It's a lovely flamingo.
Ha! Actually it's quite the opposite. I get so much time because I do so much workYour poor mum! She must not get much work from you at all.
Did I say flamingo? I meant raccoon.
It's a raccoon not a racccoon you uneducated silkie.Ha! Actually it's quite the opposite. I get so much time because I do so much work
Autocorrect. My bad. Meant to say 'racccoon'.
Autocorrect out to get my kids.It's a raccoon not a racccoon you uneducated silkie.
I swear, I'm going to kill the bot. 'Hide', not kids. (But it was just too funny to delete)Autocorrect out to get my kids.