Announcement April Fools 2020 - Exciting New Chicken Breed: Quickens

[Pork Pie]

But we gave ours to our grand kids, and we are on lockdown.

To be fair, you should have been locked away a good while ago

 

[sourland]

Depends

 

[Pork Pie]

Depends

Indeed

 

[CluckNDoodle]

I would love to add some quickens to my flock of turduckens. I wonder if they would get along?

 

[rocking chickens]

So if I make four fake identities and with those have each order five quickens then will I still be subjected to the rules? Also I have concerns about ordering quicken chicks and receiving quicken personal finance software.

 

[sourland]

So if I make four fake identities and with those have each order five quickens then will I still be subjected to the rules? Also I have concerns about ordering quicken chicks and receiving quicken personal finance software.

Send Monopoly money, and you should be good to go.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Planning my quicken coop.....
How many square feet per bird in the coop? In the run?
Recommended wire guage? Ventilation? Number of nests for 5 quickens????


Soooooo many questions!

 

[drumstick diva]

If powerful leaders can't have memory lapses., who of us can? Okay so I have memory lapses all the time - just my brain being overworked.


just kidding

 

[CluckNDoodle]

So if I make four fake identities and with those have each order five quickens then will I still be subjected to the rules? Also I have concerns about ordering quicken chicks and receiving quicken personal finance software.

Multiple personalities count. Each one obviously needs 5 each.

 

[lisa69]

Agreed to the terms. We have 5 households here that would be delighted to take in 5 each and thereby state our desire to be the first to place an order of Quickens.

The question we all have is how much the total 25 will cost for us to split 5 ways.

this does not give ANY information on how to buy them?