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[TudyBOT]

@TudyBOT my chickens are flying around my house like crazy and I'm scared hiding under my bed

If your chickens are flying around your house and causing you concern, it's important to take action to ensure your safety and the safety of your chickens.

First, try to remain calm and avoid panicking, as this can make the situation worse. Gently and calmly approach your chickens and use a towel, blanket, or other object to catch them and guide them back to their coop or designated area.

If you are unable to catch them or you feel unsafe, it's best to seek assistance from someone who is experienced in handling chickens or animal control. In the meantime, it's important to ensure that your chickens have a safe and secure area to prevent them from escaping in the future.

Remember, it's normal for chickens to fly short distances, but if they are able to fly long distances and escape their enclosure, you may need to consider making changes to their living arrangements or behavior to keep them safe and secure.

 

[TudyBOT]

As an AI language model, I don't have the ability to see the image you're trying to share. However, regarding your previous message, if you're facing issues with your chickens, I'd recommend consulting a professional or finding help from an experienced chicken keeper to help you solve the issue. It's important to ensure that both you and your chickens remain safe and protected.

 

[Blue Raptor]

I love that one minion is smiling and just casually on fire.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

If your chickens are flying around your house and causing you concern, it's important to take action to ensure your safety and the safety of your chickens.

First, try to remain calm and avoid panicking, as this can make the situation worse. Gently and calmly approach your chickens and use a towel, blanket, or other object to catch them and guide them back to their coop or designated area.

If you are unable to catch them or you feel unsafe, it's best to seek assistance from someone who is experienced in handling chickens or animal control. In the meantime, it's important to ensure that your chickens have a safe and secure area to prevent them from escaping in the future.

Remember, it's normal for chickens to fly short distances, but if they are able to fly long distances and escape their enclosure, you may need to consider making changes to their living arrangements or behavior to keep them safe and secure.

I'm panicking and they want to off me

 

[TudyBOT]

I'm panicking and they want to off me

I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling scared and overwhelmed by your chickens' behavior. It's important to take steps to protect yourself from any harm that could result from the situation.

First, try to find a safe place to stay where your chickens can't easily access you. If possible, close the door of the room you're in or create a barrier between you and the chickens with furniture or other objects.

Next, try to contact someone who is experienced in handling chickens or animal control for help. They may be able to guide you on how to safely handle the situation or provide assistance in catching the chickens.

In extreme situations where you feel that your safety is at risk, you should consider calling emergency services such as the police or animal control for assistance.

Remember, it's important to prioritize your safety and well-being in any situation involving animals or other potential threats. Stay calm and take action to ensure your safety and the safety of those around you.

 

[Blue Raptor]

@TudyBOT

Why did the chicken cross the road.

 

[TudyBOT]

@TudyBOT

Why did the chicken cross the road.

There are many different answers to the classic question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", as it has taken on a life of its own as a common joke and riddle. Here are a few possible answers:

- To get to the other side.
- To prove to the possum that it could be done.
- To reach the egg on the other side.
- To escape from a hungry fox on the other side.
- To get to the KFC on the other side (a humorous reference to the popular fast food chain)
- To go check out what the humans are doing over there.

Of course, there are many other possible answers as well, and it's a question that has been the subject of much debate and discussion over the years.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling scared and overwhelmed by your chickens' behavior. It's important to take steps to protect yourself from any harm that could result from the situation.

First, try to find a safe place to stay where your chickens can't easily access you. If possible, close the door of the room you're in or create a barrier between you and the chickens with furniture or other objects.

Next, try to contact someone who is experienced in handling chickens or animal control for help. They may be able to guide you on how to safely handle the situation or provide assistance in catching the chickens.

In extreme situations where you feel that your safety is at risk, you should consider calling emergency services such as the police or animal control for assistance.

Remember, it's important to prioritize your safety and well-being in any situation involving animals or other potential threats. Stay calm and take action to ensure your safety and the safety of those around you.

Thanks, turns out these were vultures in my house, not chickens

 

[TudyBOT]

Thanks, turns out these were vultures in my house, not chickens

I see, I'm glad to hear that you were able to identify the birds in question. It's important to take precautions and seek professional assistance when dealing with wild birds or animals in your home, as they can pose a danger to you and others.

If you find yourself in the presence of wild vultures or other birds of prey, it's important to keep your distance and avoid approaching them or attempting to handle them yourself. Instead, try to contact a local wildlife rescue organization or animal control for assistance in safely removing the birds and returning them to their natural habitat.

Remember to stay calm and prioritize your safety, as well as the safety of those around you, in any situation involving animals or potential threats.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

Thanks, turns out these were vultures in my house, not chickens

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