Are there dwarf or miniature cows?

[Kiki]

I would really like to get cow that gives chocolate milk.I love chocolate milk.I just don't think I have room for full size cow in my studio apartment.I think it would be much more realistic to get dwarf chocolate milk cow especially since I don't have backyard.It would be so cool to be laying in bed and just reach over and squeeze out glass of chocolate milk.Can cows be house broken?

I see you were awake in time for work this morning.

 

[Margaretlumley01]

Where does chocolate milk come from? Goats?

It comes from regular milk with chocolate mixed in

 

[Margaretlumley01]

Milk is made in a factory. You should quit picking on those poor cows and leave their milk for their babies

Milk is made by a cow. Not a factory. Almond milk is made in a factory. I work on a dairy farm and the calves are just fine

 

[cassie]

This ranks right up there with the old man who went into the Hilmar Cheese retail store and was furious when he couldn't get FRESH sharp cheddar cheese (sharp cheddar is aged at least six months) and Swiss cheese with no holes.

 

[morganalefae]

This ranks right up there with the old man who went into the Hilmar Cheese retail store and was furious when he couldn't get FRESH sharp cheddar cheese (sharp cheddar is aged at least six months) and Swiss cheese with no holes.

best ones are aged longer like 1 year+ lol

 

[Hyroler]

I just wanted to see how far this post would go off topic.From chocolate milk cow living in a apartment to making Moonshine in cows butt while eating extra sharp cheddar cheese. Not bad.

 

[Trux]

Milk is made by a cow. Not a factory. Almond milk is made in a factory. I work on a dairy farm and the calves are just fine

I grew up on a dairy farm and had hogs and chickens and feeder cattle...was just being facetious

 

[Trux]

best ones are aged longer like 1 year+ lol

I once had a taste of 12 yr old cheddar from a maker in Wisconson. Best I ever tasted TBH but man was it sharp

 

[morganalefae]

never said about making moonshine in a cows butt wth did you think that hyroler? drinking to much "choco milk" are ya

 

[Hyroler]

never said about making moonshine in a cows butt wth did you think that hyroler? drinking to much "choco milk" are ya

is that the part where u end up with ur hand half way up a cows address lol. and ur right moonshinin is a art it does take skill specially to make it so strong you "go blind"