Are there dwarf or miniature cows?

[Hyroler]

I would really like to get cow that gives chocolate milk.I love chocolate milk.I just don't think I have room for full size cow in my studio apartment.I think it would be much more realistic to get dwarf chocolate milk cow especially since I don't have backyard.It would be so cool to be laying in bed and just reach over and squeeze out glass of chocolate milk.Can cows be house broken?

 

[The Moonshiner]

naw milk is made like moonshine lol

Now this I can't believe.
Moonshinin is an art. It takes skill.
Milking is just getting lucky and getting to second base.

 

[cassie]

This ranks right up there with the old man who went into the Hilmar Cheese retail store and was furious when he couldn't get FRESH sharp cheddar cheese (sharp cheddar is aged at least six months) and Swiss cheese with no holes.

 

[morganalefae]

aw come on a mini jersey cow would be so cute as a pet. also want to state we had the guys family and other friends in on the joke. I might go to hell for it but man was it funny!

 

[morganalefae]

now I want a chocolate shake and a burger.

 

[morganalefae]

Now this I can't believe.
Moonshinin is an art. It takes skill.
Milking is just getting lucky and getting to second base.

is that the part where u end up with ur hand half way up a cows address lol. and ur right moonshinin is a art it does take skill specially to make it so strong you "go blind"

 

[Kiki]

I would really like to get cow that gives chocolate milk.I love chocolate milk.I just don't think I have room for full size cow in my studio apartment.I think it would be much more realistic to get dwarf chocolate milk cow especially since I don't have backyard.It would be so cool to be laying in bed and just reach over and squeeze out glass of chocolate milk.Can cows be house broken?

I see you were awake in time for work this morning.

 

[Hyroler]

I just wanted to see how far this post would go off topic.From chocolate milk cow living in a apartment to making Moonshine in cows butt while eating extra sharp cheddar cheese. Not bad.

 

[Hyroler]

What they only make full size chocolate milk cows?

 

[morganalefae]

God I hope your joking