Are there dwarf or miniature cows?

[Lazy Farmer]

There are a breed of cows that are called "Low line" which are not as tall standing. We have raised low line Black Angus for processing. Out doors of course.

 

[morganalefae]

now I want a chocolate shake and a burger.

 

[Lazy Farmer]

aw come on a mini jersey cow would be so cute as a pet. also want to state we had the guys family and other friends in on the joke. I might go to hell for it but man was it funny!

Maybe more suitable posted in this category maybe?
Games, Jokes, and Fun!
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[Hyroler]

I've decided it's better to move my bed next to fridgerator.Then I can just reach over and pour glass of chocolate milk right out of frig. as long as I don't have to get out of bed I'm happy.

 

[morganalefae]

amusing really hyroler but Farmer connie is right maybe thread should have been posted in games,joke, and fun.

 

[Akrnaf2]

According to this logic petrol comes from black cowes. ........

 

[Trux]

Milk is made in a factory. You should quit picking on those poor cows and leave their milk for their babies

 

[morganalefae]

naw milk is made like moonshine lol

 

[The Moonshiner]

naw milk is made like moonshine lol

Now this I can't believe.
Moonshinin is an art. It takes skill.
Milking is just getting lucky and getting to second base.

 

[morganalefae]

Now this I can't believe.
Moonshinin is an art. It takes skill.
Milking is just getting lucky and getting to second base.

is that the part where u end up with ur hand half way up a cows address lol. and ur right moonshinin is a art it does take skill specially to make it so strong you "go blind"