I'm a folder when I'm not in a hurry, when I have less than two-ply, or when I'm feeling rather meticulous, amongst other reasons, that frankly, you don't wanna know.
I'm a scruncher when I'm in a hurry, have nice TP, or am feeling rebellious that day. Sometimes I like to defy authority just for the heck of it. What am I rebelling against? Whaddya got?