ARE YOU NORMAL? - The Bathtub Test

[gritsar]

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They allow pet pigs. That good enough for ya?

What about chickens? THen i'll decide..

David, pardon the hijack a second.
Okay, here's what you do. When they see your chickens you need to insist that they are really pigs. Freak out every time they try to tell you they are chickens. They'll let you keep them so as not to upset you more in your fragile condition.

 

[ChickyLaura]

I work at one, and the food is actually really good! Our "Lunch ladies" make good "home-cooked" food. Mental hospitals aren't what people think they are, no straight jackets anymore.

 

[Brick243]

Well I guess I would have to take the window bed. I sat right here and thought to myself, yeah the bucket, it's bigger. Duh!

I read this to my wife just now, and she said, I'd just pull the plug out. Smart alec.

 

[redhen]

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What about chickens? THen i'll decide..

David, pardon the hijack a second.
Okay, here's what you do. When they see your chickens you need to insist that they are really pigs. Freak out every time they try to tell you they are chickens. They'll let you keep them so as not to upset you more in your fragile condition.

Got it!

you seem to know an awful lot about this though..

Just saying...

 

[Smartie_Pants]

I've heard that before and I still chose the bucket, until I read the end and realized I had already heard the answer.

It looks like there would be a lot of people in mental institutions if that were truly the test.

 

[EweSheep]

In case of a broken pipe in the tub, surely you would use a bucket. Those were three things they have given you. So the bucket!

 

[cybercat]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[b.hromada]

 

[boaz]

What a funny post, I needed to see that.

 

[Southernbelle]

I gave the test to my husband and he said "Can't you just pull the plug?"

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