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Nope. I've never wore toe rings. YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT! It's just my fourth toe.

And NO, I haven't bought them yet. She hasn't written or called me back.

I'll probably call her in the AM. If she's willing to meet me in Mesa with them. I'll buy them, but I simply don't have the time to drive all the way to SOUTH Queen Creek and back tomorrow.

Admit it, you wear a toe ring! You've been caught!
 
.Pastrymama, My sister warns toe rings.... I'm afraid of something falling on my toe and the ring becoming crimped. Then the crimped ring cuts off the blood to the toe, I get gangrene, then my foot will be amputated. Then I will have to get a wooden foot, which will develop wood rot. Then I will fall down and break my noise............ Of course my nose will bleed, I will not be able to stop it, and I bleed to death. All because of a toe ring.

Haha! We have similar lines of thoughts, except mine veers off... "and then my foot will be amputated. And I'll have to change my name to Eileen... and I would definitely have to work at IHOP. OR, I could get a peg leg and be a pirate. Arrrrrr."
 
Anyone down in South Central or Southeastern AZ? I am looking to check out some chicken watering systems before I am hauling water again next summer. If you have something neat or unique, I would love to visit and see it.
Margaret in Vail
(SE of Tucson)

Greetings Margaret and welcome to our thread! What kind of watering system are you thinking about?
 
TT.... I always take you 100% completely serious.

My ring toe nail bled last night when I was clipping them.

I am planning my demise.

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Anyone down in South Central or Southeastern AZ? I am looking to check out some chicken watering systems before I am hauling water again next summer. If you have something neat or unique, I would love to visit and see it.
Margaret in Vail
(SE of Tucson)

I use a hand-carved bowl made of petrified wood. I have my butler fill their dish with Tasmanian Rain bottled water. I'll admit that it isn't as sophisticated as some of the watering systems here, but they are just chickens after all.
 
.Pastrymama, My sister warns toe rings.... I'm afraid of something falling on my toe and the ring becoming crimped. Then the crimped ring cuts off the blood to the toe, I get gangrene, then my foot will be amputated. Then I will have to get a wooden foot, which will develop wood rot. Then I will fall down and break my noise............ Of course my nose will bleed, I will not be able to stop it, and I bleed to death. All because of a toe ring.


Haha! We have similar lines of thoughts, except mine veers off... "and then my foot will be amputated. And I'll have to change my name to Eileen... and I would definitely have to work at IHOP.  OR, I could get a peg leg and be a pirate. Arrrrrr."


You have the dinosaur (chicken) for your shoulder. :yesss:
 
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I didn't think you were serious. A little extreme.... I'm very touchy about my feet and my toes. I have had very bad injuries, and I deal with it, but toes! That is another matter. My friends do not understand, how a stubbed toe will stop me, but having a 9" gash in my leg, or a 1- 3/4" x 3/16" sliver in my hand, or a knee the size of a basket ball, but a TOE!
well ,well,we'll,
Who knows weather someone is serious or not.. I can see you saying it.. That is the real give a way...
Being German & all. I warn people that are about to tell me a joke,
" I might not laugh"... Don't take it personal ...[/quote]


I'm Swiss, German Swiss, I grew up with, for a broken arm, take to 2 aspirin and go yo bed, get up in the morning and get to work :lau. Humor comes from my dad's side, his family has been here for over 300 years. My brother has been working on our genealogy. My moms side completed 20 yrs ago, still working on our dads, Its very colorful.
 
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