Bobby if nothing else, since you do live in Tucson, maybe you could get a hold of these people to see if they want to use them for the butcher classes that @cactusrota mentioned a couple of pages back?
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/copy-of-chicken-processing-how-to-for-beginners-tickets-44973620309
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/copy-of-chicken-processing-how-to-for-beginners-tickets-44973620309