As I get older, truths I've learned

[ChooksinChoppers]

I like # 17 too!

 

[EweSheep]

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You'd have to go to my FB page to see that one. Or wait, let me see if I can make it family friendly and still have it make sense.

#24. The first "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You'd have to go to my FB page to see that one. Or wait, let me see if I can make it family friendly and still have it make sense.

#24. The first "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Sad part.....

A local hockey team at one point had the 16-21 year olds. Coach could make the 16-18 y/os wear their helmets properly tightened.

19-21, not so much. So he made a rule that he followed, you wanted to play with a loose helmet, you played without a cup.

Amazingly enough, all the guys who were refusing to wear their helmets properly all the sudden would wear it properly once that rule was made.

They still don't think their brain is more important.

 

[seminolewind]

AWESOME!!!!!! I will print it out and take it to work to share with all the other nurses!

 

[sourland]

9, 10, 19, 20, 21 -- all describe the present situation, and I'm betting that 24 does also.

 

[sourland]

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Sad part.....

A local hockey team at one point had the 16-21 year olds. Coach could make the 16-18 y/os wear their helmets properly tightened.

19-21, not so much. So he made a rule that he followed, you wanted to play with a loose helmet, you played without a cup.

Amazingly enough, all the guys who were refusing to wear their helmets properly all the sudden would wear it properly once that rule was made.

They still don't think their brain is more important.

At 19-21, exactly where do you think a man's brains reside?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Sad part.....

A local hockey team at one point had the 16-21 year olds. Coach could make the 16-18 y/os wear their helmets properly tightened.

19-21, not so much. So he made a rule that he followed, you wanted to play with a loose helmet, you played without a cup.

Amazingly enough, all the guys who were refusing to wear their helmets properly all the sudden would wear it properly once that rule was made.

They still don't think their brain is more important.

At 19-21, exactly where do you think a man's brains reside?

Same place they reside when they are 44?

 

[TigerLilly]

Thanks for the laugh--I identified with far too many of them, though!

 

[EweSheep]

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At 19-21, exactly where do you think a man's brains reside?

Same place they reside when they are 44?

I don't think it ever changed!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

: gig

Thanks for the laughs! I think every single one was funny... and true!