As Seen on Craigslist

[StupidBird]

Recently I am seeing too many amazing ads on Craigslist Atlanta regarding chickens. Need to share, Here's the latest:

BIG OL MEAN GIANT CHICKENS (HAMPTON)
Date: 2010-05-22, 2:38PM EDT
Reply to: see below

I HAVE THREE BIG MEAN CHICKENS. MY MOTHER-N-LAW GAVE US THREE CHICKS ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO.THESE THING GOT BIG AND MEAN.I WILL NOT GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS THEY KILLED AND ATE MY PIT BULL DOZER.THEY ATTACK ME ALL THE TIME I AM COVERD IN CUTS SOMTIMES I SLEEP IN MY TRUCK SO I DO NOT HAVE TO TRY AND GET IN THE HOUSE.THESE XXXXXX CAN HEAR ME PULLING UP TO MY YARD AND THEY HIDE IN THE WOODS AND JUMP ME BRING A GUN OR SOME HELP PLEASE.ANIMAL CONTROL WILL NOT COME BACK THOSE SOB PUT ONE OF THEM IN THE ER.
770-233-2600 IF NO ANSER LV MSG THIS IS MY WORK # I JUST CANT GO HOME ANYMORE

* Location: HAMPTON
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[greenfamilyfarms]

Holy Moley! If that is true, those would already be in a hole in the ground. Why would something else want them for goodness sakes?

 

[StupidBird]

Geez, found another! Right around the corner from me, how can I resist? I was thinking that MSOB was some breeder's designation...

Beautiful Buff Orpington Rooster (MSOB) - $20 (Loganville)
Date: 2010-05-12, 1:40PM EDT
Reply to: see below

My son (9yrs old) has a Pure breed Buff Orpington Rooster that he would like to sell. He is very big and colorful EXTREMELY protective of the hens. He is asking $20.00 OBO. He has to go!!! But I cant lie to you it has to be the meanest SOB I have ever seen. My opinion best suited for the frying pan but would be a great watch dog for hens that are running lose. Call 770-842-4005. We are in Loganville. Will sell less if picked up today. Just don't tell him

* Location: Loganville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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[StupidBird]

I can only think some one is bored and being funny. I mean, REALLY???

 

[matthewschickens]

 

[lex381]

Rofl

 

[Jkioneil]

That would be horrible! is that for real? time for the stew pot! makes me want to go home and cuddle my chickens

 

[RAWR]

to me sounds like Christmas Dinner, Appatizer, and Lunch

 

[Whispering Winds]

That is just hilarious. We had a flock of wild turkeys take refuse in the tree in our front yard and they were so mean the 2 weeks they stayed we had to have someone with a broom escort us to and from our cars in the drive. . .he might have exaggerated but anyone who has been flogged a couple of times know how mean they can be. The pit bull was a little hard to swallow . . .would have to add a little water to that, unless it was a puppy, but it was still hilarious~~~

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Gosh darn it! I TOLD that woman they were NOT to be free ranged! AND she violated her non-distribution agreement! Dang, they're probably wild as all get out now. I hate that dang three-inch magnum buckshot...