Ask a chicken

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

So I had a question; what if chickens could talk and answer questions? So I decided that that would be a fun thread to have. I couldn't find any other thread line to put it in, so I guess random ramblings it is.

Ask a chicken a question! Whether it be to a specific breed or just to chickens in general. But maybe don't ask actual questions that need answers, more like silly questions.

If you want to ask a specific breed a question, write it like this:
"Hey Seramas, Why do you have to fight all the time? You're such tiny birds!"

All questions that I see will get an answer! Ever silly question you've asked your chickens that you wish they'd answer.

Go ahead, start asking to your heart's content! I'll be back later to check them.

Have fun!
-Moth

 

[RisingPhoenixFarms]

Why do ya'll keep flying into the dog area when you know the dog wants to play rough with you. There are separate areas for a reason.

 

[Sally PB]

What do mealworms taste like? And Japanese Beetles?

 

[tlcmurphy]

Why do you poop then lay your egg directly on top?

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

Why do ya'll keep flying into the dog area when you know the dog wants to play rough with you. There are separate areas for a reason.

But it's fluffy just like me, it HAS to be nice! Also what separate areas? That's MY area. It's all my area. Duh?

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

What do mealworms taste like? And Japanese Beetles?

Mealworms are amazing and crunchy, you should give me some. Right now. And Japanese beetles taste like crunchy grass and are a little more soggy. But I'd take those right now too!

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

Why do you poop then lay your egg directly on top?

Because then it smells like me. And I smell great. All the time. And I want my children (who keep disappearing??? Where do they go? HMMMM?) to smell like me.

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

*Bawk bawk* We're getting some good questions! Any more?

 

[tlcmurphy]

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?!

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?!

Ummmm, the egg? Hmm. I came from an egg, so the egg was before me. So yeah, the egg. Or is it the chicken? You need a chicken to make an egg....