Ok, here you go from Valerie. (I actually forgot about this thread.)
Dear Shabby,
My name is Valerie. I'm a mostly-white Olive Egger who is almost a year old. My owner says I'm naughty. I've even heard her make remarks of rehoming me. It's all because of what I do. First off, I have gone broody, twice. She got really upset about me doing that. She said I'm too young to go broody and that I can't be a mother because there's no rooster in my flock. Then she put me in broody jail where I had no privacy with nothing but a log for me to perch on. She did that to me both times and left me in there for about a week. When I got out the first time, I was very upset about the jail time. To comfort myself, I plucked Turbulence's beard completely off her face. (Turbulence is a fellow Olive Egger who 'used' to have the biggest beard in the flock until I plucked it.) That made my owner very angry. She got so angry that she forced me to wear a Pinless Peeper for two weeks. That was very humiliating. Then, recently, she had me wear it again, for another two weeks, because she caught me plucking Owl's saddle feathers.
My whole flock is siding with my owner now. They all bully me saying that I'm naughty, especially Tweety IV, an Isa Brown who loves to follow her around. Because of their bullying and of my broody desire that I have to hide, I spend a lot of time in the nesting boxes. I lay my eggs and never talk broody so my owner doesn't put me back in broody jail. She still gets mad at me, though. She calls me an egg eater because I'm clumsy and accidentally step on the eggs, breaking them. When I sleep in the nesting boxes at night, she forces me out and tries to get me to sleep with the other hens. I often refuse to stay on the perches, so she calls me naughty again. (I think she knows that I return to the nesting boxes after she leaves for the night.) What can I do to get her to stop calling me naughty? Going broody, spending a lot of time in the nesting boxes, and plucking feathers makes me happy. Please help!
Truly your's,
Valerie