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[OwlLover]

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Get a stove. Put it out in direct 110 degree sunlight, and turn it on. Pour the water into a pan, and put the pan on the stove. Turn the stove on. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Ok, how do I prevent myself from rolling on the floor laughing when I read something funny?

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do I prevent myself from banging my head against the wall, when I am in close proximity to it, and it looks so promising?

 

[OwlLover]

Ok, how do I prevent myself from rolling on the floor laughing when I read something funny?

Punch yourself in the chest 50 times in 4 seconds. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I prevent myself from banging my head against the wall, when I am in close proximity to it, and it looks so promising?

Kick it as hard as you can instead. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do I prevent myself from banging my head against the wall, when I am in close proximity to it, and it looks so promising?

Kick it as hard as you can instead. Problem solved.

HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP WHEN MY BRAIN IS NOT! GAHHHHHHH!

 

[OwlLover]

Quote: HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP WHEN MY BRAIN IS NOT! GAHHHHHHH!

Charge at a brick wall head-first going at 60 miles an hour. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

 

 

How do I prevent myself from banging my head against the wall, when I am in close proximity to it, and it looks so promising?

Kick it as hard as you can instead. Problem solved.

HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP WHEN MY BRAIN IS NOT! GAHHHHHHH!

Charge at a brick wall head-first going at 60 miles an hour. Problem solved.

Ain't gonna stop my blood pressure.

I'm going to slowly... Slowly... Ram myself INTO MY BEDROOM WALL!!

 

[NinjaRooster]

HDI change a light bulb?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

What are the weaknesses of the Quilins?