~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

How do I prove to everybody that Ia m not weird... I am a LUNATIC?

Just say "I AM A LUNATIC. THE WALLS ARE ALL CUSHY AND SOFT AND STUFFS." Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Ok, I've got a real tough one for you:
How do I 'how to complex'?

 

[OwlLover]

Take whatever complex and smash it into another complex. Problem solved.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

 

 

What are the weaknesses of the Quilins?

QUILINS HAVE NO WEAKNESSES.

Ooh. The one time you didn't say 'problem solved.' Well... There's no need to '72size it. I can see it well enough.

DEAL WITH IT DUDE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

How do I get Windows 8 to notify me when a laptop battery is fully charged?

 

[OwlLover]

Quote:
Ooh. The one time you didn't say 'problem solved.'

Well... There's no need to '72size it. I can see it well enough.

DEAL WITH IT DUDE. PROBLEM SOLVED. How do I get Windows 8 to notify me when a laptop battery is fully charged?

Go onto Word or whatever, and type in "Windows 8, please notify me when the laptop's battery is fully charged". Save it as "LISTENCOMPUTER". Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do I get my point across to impossible people, without jail time intact?

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I get wrong number Spanish speaking debt collectors to stop calling me?
Should I let my 8 year old sister talk to them?

 

[OwlLover]

Get a box. Make a paper boat, and on the sides, write "I made this just for you. Please listen, or it will come to life and swallow you whole". Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Okie, I shall try Owlkins' advice!

 

[OwlLover]

How do I get wrong number Spanish speaking debt collectors to stop calling me?
Should I let my 8 year old sister talk to them?

You should say "We like to eat cat food. Do you have any? I've been having a craving for water bottles lately." Say it in a sing songy, happy voice. Problem solved.