Assess thyself

[BantyChooks]

The crown is mine now.
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And no, I didn't pad my writing with bombast to inflate the score.

(crown-stealer)

 

[CindyinSD]

I think it's mostly about using big words and maybe complicated sentence structure.

So, I too got the peanut butter cup.

Ah ain'tn't as smart as some o' ya'll, but ah ain'tn't no dummy neither!

 

[CindyinSD]

The crown is mine now.
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And no, I didn't pad my writing with bombast to inflate the score.

Intellectual cripple. I told you you was smart, boy.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

There is nothing whatsoever funny about gout if you suffer from it. Your chickens can get it too and they don't think it is funny either.

I know that it's a serious ailment -- I wasn't laughing at the symptoms or at people who suffer from it, I just find the word itself a bit amusing. Kind of like femur.
I'm going to say this outright: I have a weird sense of humor. Seriously, if I get two more Sapphire Gem pullets, I will most likely name them Asphyxia and Hypoxia. Weird, and slightly morbid, sense of humor here.

 

[CarpCharacin]

Intellectual cripple. I told you you was smart, boy.

The scores that it yields for other samples of my writing are fairly similar, but I'm still skeptical about its validity. It says that the results are likely to be deflated for younger individuals, but if anything, I'd think that they were inflated, lol.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

If I may ask, Carp, about how old are you? You don't need to tell us, but from what I've read, you seem to be in your mid- or late teens. You are very intelligent, I believe. There may be some fields that need work, but you excel in others.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

And, honey, what did you have for breakfast?

 

[CarpCharacin]

If I may ask, Carp, about how old are you? You don't need to tell us, but from what I've read, you seem to be in your mid- or late teens. You are very intelligent, I believe. There may be some fields that need work, but you excel in others.

My age is within that range. I sometimes feel like verbal strength and relative NV weakness makes me appear "smarter" than I really am, LOL.

And, honey, what did you have for breakfast?

I haven't had breakfast, and I never agreed to be called that

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Remember our conversation? I am your proxy wife for a time.
Now, go eat, dear... you'll have more energy, and you need nutrition.
Also, potential real wife candidates won't like a man who's naught but skin and bones....

 

[CarpCharacin]

Remember our conversation? I am your proxy wife for a time.
Now, go eat, dear... you'll have more energy, and you need nutrition.
Also, potential real wife candidates won't like a man who's naught but skin and bones....

I didn't have a say in that conversation, LOL. I'm too lazy to eat.