Assess thyself

[Sapphire Sebright]

Are they legal regal eagles? Legal regal beagle eagles? Legal, regal, Smeagul, beagle eagles?

 

[casportpony]

I'm a penguin too!

 

[R2elk]

Are they legal regal eagles? Legal regal beagle eagles? Legal, regal, Smeagul, beagle eagles?

Sounds like someone has had a little too much sugar.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

*Giggles madly* no, I'm just crazy, dear R2elk.

 

[CSAchook]

I'm a penguin too!
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Me three!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Yay, penguins!
So, thus far, there are:
Three penguins,
Two eagles,
And one crow.
... The penguins shall rule all. First we deal with the lone crow -- get it out of the way, so that the eagles won't have backup. Then we eradicate the eagles, and take this thread for ourselves... and then the site... and then the world!

 

[R2elk]

Yay, penguins!
So, thus far, there are:
Three penguins,
Two eagles,
And one crow.
... The penguins shall rule all. First we deal with the lone crow -- get it out of the way, so that the eagles won't have backup. Then we eradicate the eagles, and take this thread for ourselves... and then the site... and then the world!

Yeah, right. like flightless birds in tuxedos could take over anything. And then there is the offering of a "pebble" as their courtship ritual!!

 

[Floydie]

The lone crow swoops down, knocking the line of penguins over like dominoes. He watches as they scatter like badly shaped marbles settling on their backs. And laughs as he spins them round and round and round. Ha ha ha haaaaa not so tough now dizzy penguins.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Hey. Don't mock the pebble. It's a very serious thing among us penguins.
Also, we'd just roll back over and slide away... dapperly dressed little sleds, we are, we are. And the best part? There's no way to remove the tux... we will always be dapper.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Guys! I'm a handsome devil!

... I am not sure what to think about this.