Assess thyself

[CindyinSD]

Guys! I'm a handsome devil!
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... I am not sure what to think about this.

It ought to have been "you hot temptress, you!"

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Probably. Not that I'm a hot temptress in any way, but, yes, that would be more accurate than "handsome."
I rather like peanut butter and jelly... the two flavors make a "handsome" couple.
I guess that the bread would be the wingman, then? Or is it the priest that marries the two together?
... Am I really pondering the relationships of peanut butter, jelly, and bread? How... "breadfully" bored I must be.
I'd "butter" stop making these puns, probably... I know "jam" well when I'm making bad puns, yet I can't stop....
I'll leave now to "preserve" any semblance of tolerance that you people still have for me.
(Ba-dum-tsssssss. Well, I'll just see myself out now, bye...).

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

... Did I just kill the thread?
Oh, boy, I knew that my puns were bad, but I didn't know that they were that bad!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

@Kiki, what kind of sandwich are you? Are you a hot temptress?
Boy, that came out wrong....

 

[CSAchook]

Some strange questions. Since when is a chocolate martini an appetizer?

 

[Kiki]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-sandwich-are-you
Like I said. I am a hamburger with lettuce instead of buns

 

[Kiki]

Guys! I'm a handsome devil!
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... I am not sure what to think about this.

I think you mean your are my twin!

 

[Kiki]

@Kiki, what kind of sandwich are you? Are you a hot temptress?
Boy, that came out wrong....

I am but only if you are one.

 

[Kiki]

Are temptresses like good witches?

I wonder if @room onthebroom knows.

 

[R2elk]

I am but only if you are one.

We are well aware that you are a smoking hot temptress!