Australians - Where are you all????

[wooklet]

X RATED BELOW!!!

<A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!>


Yes I got my Malays, they are fabulous, I have never received chickens in such a healthy condition, they are like butterballs with shiny feathers! Thanks Justin! I will post pics 2 moro.

Loved your jokes! I'll try and find more tonight!

 

[duckyfromoz]

well..I am back on deck and feeling human again. But now that I am... and back at work... I kind of wish I was still sick

Kind of sad...but understandable since no-one does my job when I am gone - and it just all piles up while I am gone. I got back to work to find a mountain of papers on my desk. Seems people just assumed I deal with everything that ends up on the fax and photocopier. Sure would have been nice for someone to use their head and distribute it to the appropriate people...oh well..I kind of expect it by now.

And after that rant...a joke is in order I think.

There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel. The guy said, Oh, he's ok, he know's his way to town. So the driver start's driving, he get's up to about 45 MPH, and he looks in his rearview mirror and see's the camel right behind him. He say's to the guy, hey buddy ya know your camel is behind us? The guy say's, yeah it's ok, he knows his way to town, speed up a little. The driver speed's up to about 55 MPH, he's driving along, and look's behind him and again see's the camel. And say's to the guy, your camel is still there. The guy say's, he's know's the way, speed up a little. So the driver speed's up to 65 MPH. He drive's for a bit, and look's behind him, and look's at the guy and say's, hey buddy your camel he's looking pretty rough. The guy say's, oh yeah, what's he doing. The driver say's, well, his ear's are folded back and his tongue is hanging out.. The guy say's, HIS TONGUE IS HANGING OUT,, TO WHICH SIDE. The driver say's to the left side. The guy say's, YOU'D BETTER HOLD YOUR COURSE, HE'S FIXIN TO PASS YA..!

 

[wooklet]

Although I didn't feel like laughing when I read it last night, this sickness must be catching! Must have eaten something nasty. Was laid low for 24 hours but all is better now, maybe a couple of kilos lighter though!

Harry the runner duck escapes again!

That Harry! He disappeared again yesterday and I was feeling too sick to look for him. This morning there was a knock on the door, hubby answered to find the neighbour from 2 doors down with Harry in a crate, seems he had come to visit their 3 runner ducks(all girls), I suppose I can't blame him I still haven't managed to find him a girl(I should have arranged for Justin to bring one of yours down!!)and he must be lonely even though he has chickens galore as friends. So he was duly locked up, but when hubby went to feed him he got out and took off in the direction of the girls again. I'm beginning to feel used!! He only comes back home when he doesn't have a love interest! I am so fond of him, but he's a real free spirit,so looks like we'll have to let him do his thing! Either that or lock him up and I hate doing that.Maybe I can hatch a little friend for him!

 

[wooklet]

Another joke!
A husband reads a book : "You are the man of your house"! So he storms to his wife and announced - "From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW. You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me the kind of sex I want. After, you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet. Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?... The wife replied "A friggen funeral director would be my 1st guess." ·

How is everyone? All gone very quiet!

 

[duckyfromoz]

Busy weekend here wooklet.... A show on Saturday - and house and yard work today...now I have a headache and will have an early night...my turn for the joke tomorrow when it doesnt hurt my head to laugh...

 

[wooklet]

Quote:
whoops! didn't mean you,Ducky! Everyone else has gone quiet !

 

[duckyfromoz]

Thats ok...I had gone quiet too.... Lucky my headache is now gone as well and I am feeling so much more normal. I just uploaded a pic I took at a poultry show over the weekend...so instead of a joke- I will post it here as well...

 

[wooklet]

That deserves a caption! Anyone??...................................................................

 

[kyfarm]

hi we are in kentucky usa but we thank you " australia" for breeding the black australorps they are great. but why do most of my ba roosters get ornery??? great egg layers. have a good day.

 

[wooklet]

kyfarm! Australorps are a nice bird,how many do you have? Don't know why your roosters would get "ornery" maybe someone else will be able to help!