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And a funny story to cheer everyone up from all these natural disasters.




40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'


The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.



The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.










So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 95 years old.


The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
 
lol GFG... Thats a good one.. I just read another boy / girl joke a few minutes ago on facebook... But
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I cant post it here...I can tell you all it was SO funny though.

Good to see you here GFG you have made some good friends in other sections- but nice for you to meet more local people in these pages too!
 
Glad to see you found your voice here finally then
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Its nice to speak to some locals as well as those from the states. lol. I can Pm it to you if you really want... but be warned!!!!!
 
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The Sommerset region is a great place to live .
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Do you live there? I would love to live around Villeneuve/Kilcoy/Hazeldean.

I live in Esk which is not far from there.
 

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