Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[cassandrapettersson]

So I had bought 4 cayuga ducks from a seller, and I was texting him the day before the pick up. Everything was fine, we were talking about poultry birds to own and what not.
And then he sends me (I KID YOU NOT) a picture of him pissing himself...
He deleted it quickly and just said 'oops'
OOPS?... Bro sent me a picture of his pants soaked in piss..
Non the less I still got the ducks and even got 50$ because I had to see that picture

 

[HollowOfWisps]

 

[BlindLemonChicken]

Its a weird weird world

 

[Painted Calls]

 

[HollowOfWisps]

You should have replied "Wow this guy just sent me a pissing pic and let me tell ya he has got the tiniest little thing I have ever seen" and then immediately sent "Oh sorry wrong person".

 

[WallyG74]

You got $50 off your purchase because he peed himself?

 

[OneHappyDuckie]

Was the $50 money to not tell anyone about what you saw?

 

[HollowOfWisps]

Was the $50 money to not tell anyone about what you saw?

Probably his wife

 

[Painted Calls]

You should have replied "Wow this guy just sent me a pissing pic and let me tell ya he has got the tiniest little thing I have ever seen" and then immediately sent "Oh sorry wrong person".

Nooooo - take the hush money and run!

 

[Painted Calls]

Or you could always charge more to keep quiet. The $50 was an inconvenience fee. You want me to keep my yap shut and lose that pic, that'll be $50 more.